Dog lovers that we are, when we’re out running errands, we typically notice when other drivers are transporting their four-legged friends around with them.
Recently we were behind a small Honda Fit when all of a sudden a big beige bottom belonging to a Mastiff filled the back window. Quick research on my iPhone told me:
“Massive is the word that comes to mind when you first see this dog. Other breeds might match or come close to his height, but the Mastiff outweighs them all. He’s considered the largest breed in the world and can weigh 220 pounds or more.”
While discussing that astounding fact, we turned the corner behind them. The change in direction must have jostled an as-yet-unseen slumbering giant. Before we knew it, TWO mastiffs—each with their head out a side window—filled the back.
Len and I laughed and almost in unison said: “Honda Fit—Barely!”
What was your most recent barely fit, tight squeeze situation?
Funny to see two small cars with mastiffs!
I think about taking my mom clothes shopping–five women in a dressing room trying to fit my mom’s into some new clothes. 🙂
Merrill — FIVE women in one dressing room? Now THERE’S a blog post! 🙂
https://merrildsmith.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/bridges-and-puzzles/ 🙂
Merrill — Oh my gosh, I LOVE IT!
Thanks, Laurie. My Monday Morning posts are often family-related and/or things we’ve done over the weekend. I’m glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
Merril — Your post provided some much needed comic relief on this election day – thank YOU 🙂
You’re welcome! 🙂
Wonderful! It just reminded me of a movie called Man’s Favorite Sport, where Rock Hudson was trying to fit inside a mini…
Olga — Oh my gosh, you just brought that memory to the surface for me too 🙂
I love it, and mastiffs are cute.
ColdHandBoyack — I concur! 🙂
I smile every time I see a little furry head poke out of a car window–but a Mastiff!! Yikes!
Loisajay — TWO heads; one sticking out each side window. I can’t even begin to imagine (the poop patrol)…
Ha! Why did that never cross my mind?!
A pair of size 6 pants! 🙂
Shirley — At 9 lbs, 8 oz, I was BORN larger than a size 6 pant 🙂
Beside my clothes these days, I am trying to fit into the life experiences I wish to have!
Jeff — Some day we’ll have to compare bucket lists; I bet there’s some overlap 🙂
That would be an interesting comparison I am sure!
Fitting six dogs into a smallish SUV. 🙂
Ray — Holy Toledo! 🙂
LOL, I’m a huge dog lover as well! Perfect pic 🙂
Getting into the jeans that fit a year ago. Squeezing all the things my son wanted to take to Ecuador into my car last spring. I could barely get my overnight bag in, it was so full.
Carol — Your comment made me grin. Thank you! 🙂
Dear Laurie your energetic writing encourage me to write.thanks for your encouragement
EmpowermentOfVibrants — I’m so glad to know that. Thank you 🙂
I think they need a mini-van. : )
Leanne — We share the same mind vibe on that! 🙂
Hi Laurie
When I first met Ailsa she a full blood English Mastiff “Shandy” that was heavier than me and almost twice Ailsa’s weight. Now we have “Sandy” who is a mastiff lab cross, and Huia who is all lab. Putting the two of them in the back of Ailsa’s little Diahtsu is often something of a tight fit.
Having the two of them on their couch can be something of a tight fit also.
One of my close friends used to have an Irish Wolfhound “Finnigan”. Fin would greet me by walking up to me, and putting his front paws on my shoulders and resting his chin on my head. I’m 6’2″ – Fin was a big boy.
Ted — Clearly you rub shoulders with some of the BIGGEST and the BEST. And we know that “the best things come in small packages,” so Ailsa’s a definite keeper, too 🙂
Volunteering at Bingo this past weekend trying to walk between the tables when someone won to check it. I had to “suck it in” quite a few times! Funny picture. Tina
Tina — The word picture you painted made me laugh 🙂
Travelling on Toronto public transit – often a very tight fit and often due to inconsiderate passengers who block the way with their hug baby buggies or themselves only upfront so you have to be almost invisible to slide by when you want to get off. And this is not even in rush hour. At least in rush hour on crowded buses people often don’t have a choice where they stand.
Sharon — I can see where that could be a trying situation.
Ha ha, tight fit indeed! My tightest fit lately was this morning standing between two people who planned to vote differently in the election. Yikes! The sparks were flying. They were like two growling mastiffs, each with their hackles up. It would have been nice to give them an opposite window to roll down so they could enjoy their ride together. 🙂
Kathy — Holy Cannoli! At least they had YOU (one of kindest, most thoughtful people I know) between them as a physical buffer. Otherwise, it’s anybody’s guess what might have happened!
Pulling up the zipper on my little black dress!
Marian — I can say with all honesty that “I’ve been there. Done that.” 🙂
I would still be chuckling!
Val — Every time I look at the photo, I chuckle too 🙂
Time is always my tightest fit! Seems I’m never able to accomplish what I wish to. Leave for appointments at last minute (seldom late– but tight! Well….maybe 5 minutes late!)
Linda — Replace Lucy with Linda and I can easily imagine Ricky Ricardo saying, “Ay yi yi yi Linda!” 🙂
Laurie, lately I endured a bout of back trouble, my doctor prescribed a weeks course of corticosteroids. I was not that familiar with the side effects and I gained about 15-18 pounds in one weeks, I ate everything that didn’t get up and run away. All my life I have lived with a figure that explains the phrase,” A rag, a bone and a hank of hair.”, basically nothing in the curves department. After attempting to wear clothes that had no intention of covering the extras, I pretty much enjoyed a week in pajamas “resting my back”. I don’t believe we’ll go down that road again. Having known a Mastiff I was and still am terribly impressed!
Sandi – I’m glad your back is on the mend and I hope you never have a stroll down that path again!
Interesting fact on the biggest dog. I was sure my sister’s Newfoundlander is the biggest and heaviest dog at well over 200 pounds.
D.G. Kaye — We had a Newfoundland (Buddy) too, so I was surprised to see that information on the American Kennel Club website as well.
🙂 Maybe we shouldn’t believe everything we read, lol. 🙂
Wonderful picture, Laurie and what well behaved dogs in such a confined space!
I am finding my jeans are more of a tight squeeze day by day!
Fatima — Your “jeans” comment made me smile 🙂
Haha! I remember as a kid being squished into a few backseats where I wish there had been more room 😉
Christy — Ahhhh, road trips with siblings (even short ones). The good old days 🙂
I love mastiffs! Too darn cute :). My best recent “tight fit” situation would involve me trying to force a square into a round hole. It went horribly!
Gary — I can well imagine the frustration 🙂
That is so funny . 😂😂I have a feeling the owners of those dogs are tiny people . Have you ever noticed that . People who have tiny dogs are huge and visa versa . I’m kinda medium with a medium dog . Tee hee I am sometimes told I look like him . It must be the floppy ears 😂😂
I am trying to fit in a bucket load of hobbies in a short space of time …some will have to go but how can I possibly make a choice .
Cherryx
Cherry — I vote that you pick the hobbies that bring you the greatest amount of joy 🙂
Laurie,
Cleaned out the garage today, so Sandi can park, “fit,” Miss Daisy inside on our cold winter nights. Happy Wife; happy life.
Dennis
Dennis — “Happy wife, happy life.” You’re one of the wisest men I know 🙂
I can’t imagine traveling with them…or feeding them! LOL! What wonderful beasts. 🙂
Debra — Like you, I can’t imagine it either (or the poop patrol factor)… 🙂
I had to attend two school-related function last week on the same night in different locations. Lucille pulled it off against all odds. 🙂
Sam — It doesn’t surprise me that between you and Lucille—the dynamic duo—you pulled it off! 🙂